Old People = Low tolerance for foolishness!

NEW ROCHELLE, N.Y. – New York police say a substitute gym teacher put a 10-year-old student in a chokehold after the two got in an argument over a dodgeball game. The Daniel Webster Elementary School sub was charged Friday with third-degree assault, endangering the welfare of a child and harassment.

Detective Thomas Leak said the 58-year-old sub apparently began calling the boy 'a big baby' and a 'crybaby' after they argued about a call in a dodgeball game.

Leak says the boy threw a punch at the sub but missed. He says the sub grabbed the boy by the back of the neck and dragged him across the gym floor. Leak says the sub put the boy in a chokehold when he tried to break free.

Where do I even start with this catastrophe (which was only 3 notches away from becoming a CALAMITY). Hmmm...I guess I should start by stating that clearly both parties were wrong! 1) The kid throwing a blow. Let me go on record and say that, "it is a well known fact that students try to take advantage of the subs"! But this kid was just out right bold. Lets not forget that this is a 10 yr. old! So lets include all factors...He just got 2 digits in his age bracket...and what grade is he in 5th??? Surely he felt like he had something to prove...He was not about to let this old man come and show him up the way he did. 2) This man putting a lethal chokehold on a child who is old enough to be his grandchild. He must take it in consideration that we are no longer in his age and day. At one time it was perfectly fine to dang near kill another persons child in the name of chastisement! But that day is no longer present. I'm also thinking from the way he quickly reacted...He had to once fight for somebody's country! I could really go on for days weighing out this situation. I just don't have that type of time on my hands. So with all that being said the final outcome is.........

The boy was taken to a hospital with neck and back pain. The sub told police he acted in self-defense.

When too many small bills look like a plenty

ST. LUCIE COUNTY — A 61-year-old man was beaten and robbed by two teens as he sat on the toilet at a business on Angle Road, according to a recently released sheriff’s report.

The victim told St. Lucie County Sheriff’s investigators he was in the bathroom on the side of Fred’s Grocery about 11:44 a.m. Wednesday when two teens entered.

One hit him in the face by his eye while the other stole his wallet from his pants, which were down around his knees, the report said.

The victim told the store owner, who called 911. The store owner told investigators the boys, thought to be 16 to 17 years old, were behind the victim in line and “showed interest in the amount of cash” in his wallet.

Ok......How is this "showing interest in the amount of cash" the least bit possible? Were they looking over his shoulder...leaning beside him on the counter...standing by him at an angle? I'm only asking because if I see two guys...which I'm sure was not dressed like the GQ man of the Year...I would look at them then get the HELL out of there! I would not go and sit my derriere on the toilet!Feel free to continue the story.....

The man’s wallet had about $87 in it.

The suspects are described as weighing 140 to 150 pounds and 5-foot-7 to 5-foot-9. One had dreadlocks and wore a white T-shirt while the other wore a maroon shirt.

The description alone tells me that there not the friendliest of creatures! LOL

Mischief is all over there little have way formed brains। But today I come barring pictures to give you a really good idea of the suspects! I rest my case...in the words of Marvin Gaye "Whats Going On"?!?!?

The Spirit!

So as I woke up this morning still feeling a bit beat. I lay in my bed just for meditation. I hear the likes of a spirit entering my dimensions....so I act quickly portraying as if I were still sound asleep. But as I did so...I still here hoofs coming toward me! In my apperception I'm thinking how bold of a spirit to continue to enter my realm! So as I lay with a dead face...two feelers come and pull my lips!!! By this point I'm thinking this spirit must be a dignitary spirit by the use of such force! Mean while I'm still portraying the sleep phase (very well might I add)...and I'm in complete shock that this spirit continues to play over my whole mask! All the way up until the point where I was forced to come out of character and back into the likes of reality! As I open my peepers low and behold the spirit is..........MY MOTHER!!!! And you know what she tells me????? Wake up and brush your God sisters teeth! She is 4 for crying out loud......4 Give her a stool at the sink and let her carry on!

Well thats my little spin for this morning... I thought you might enjoy a good drama this morning! So until the next time...Don't let the Door hit ya, Where the good Lord split ya!

Did it have to be a Black dog???

SEATTLE – A dog that ran off from its owner in Seattle's Seward Park found and ate some marijuana and got high. Owner Jen Nestor Waddell told KING-TV the 11-year-old black Lab mix named Jack was "just stoned" May 12 after they returned home from the park. The dog's eyes glossed over and he had trouble walking.

The vet said Jack had swallowed a large amount of dried, harvested marijuana. After some medication to induce vomiting and a night of rest Jack was back to normal.

Waddell told police about the drugs and joked they could borrow Jack to find them if they paid the $1,500 vet bill.

Out of all the far-fetched things I have heard, experienced or seen with my own two...this has to be the most implausible, improbable, kooky, lamebrained, outlandish, past belief sack of foolishness that I have ever heard! (They could have atleast said a Golden Retriever)